Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distracted air, 'I'm sorry. What'd you say your name was again?

Margaret Maron

Mots clés humor wisdom



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A woman’s body doesn’t quit just because her heart breaks.

Margaret Maron


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Okay,” I say at last. “But you have to teach me how to do animals. I can’t keep myself from wilting when I’m a plant, so I’ve been afraid to try a living form.”
She laughs and shifts into the shape of a large golden retriever and almost licks me to death before I can make her stop.

Margaret Maron


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Oh, and last week? I changed into a tiger and scared Tommy Bertram so bad he wet his pants.
Wait’ll he sees my dragon.

Margaret Maron


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