Our friend Chewy doesn’t speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco.

Michael Diack

Mots clés humour fiction star-wars

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Foolish potato, talking to her like that won’t work. You’ve got to be mean and show off your foil-wrapped rigidity.

Michael Diack

Mots clés humour fiction spud

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Bear with me G-Harrison because this is going to be a long speech. I’ve always had this feeling that the world is not enough and I won’t be happy in life unless I hold hands with a girl who has a golden eye and a gold finger; I beat the living daylights out a guy called Dr No; I get a postcard from my friend who lives in Russia which reads ‘From Russia with love’; I spend some time working for her majesty’s secret service; I play the Thunderball Super Spud lottery; I meet a guy called Moonraker; I finally get a licence to kill, which I applied for months ago; I buy a house with a view to kill for and I get a pet octopus called Octopussy. If only I lived twice and tomorrow never died, maybe then I would get a chance to fulfil my dreams.

Michael Diack

Mots clés james-bond humour fiction

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Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.

Michael Diack

Mots clés humour fiction santa-claus

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I’d like that, too, in the future. I won’t resist, if you take me away," said Faria.

Michael Diack

Mots clés romance fantasy

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