I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.

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Mots clés humor gender writing romance violence femininity romance-novels masculinity sailors

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And you'll walk in rolling your eyes and you'll walk out whistling sadly through your teeth because the fuel of the Nerd Mafia is disappointment and exclusion.
- On the Watchmen movie

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If the victories we create in our heads were let loose on reality, the world we know would drown in blazing happiness.

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hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated intercourse')

Patton Oswalt

Mots clés humor satire

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Comedy and terror and autobiography and comics and literature-they're all the same thing. To me.

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Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire, yes.

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Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.

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Mots clés zombies

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Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you.

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Mots clés humor liquor

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I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

Patton Oswalt

Mots clés experience comedy

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During the "first Thanksgiving" at Plymouth, Wampanoag Indians - including a Patuxet Indian named Squanto - helped teach Pilgrims how to farm, fish, and hunt and shared the bounty of that first feast. A TRADITION THAT CONTINUES TODAY AND JESUS AND 9/11.

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Mots clés humor thanksgiving

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