I've buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard.

Phyllis Diller

Mots clés housekeeping laundry

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

Phyllis Diller

Mots clés parenting

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Mots clés sleep funny anger

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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

Phyllis Diller

Mots clés humor women

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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Mots clés humor parenting

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.

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Mots clés children housekeeping

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Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?

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Mots clés humor housework

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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Mots clés humor

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We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.

Phyllis Diller

Mots clés humor parenting

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.

Phyllis Diller

Mots clés philosophy-of-life

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