I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

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When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

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I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

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How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?

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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

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I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' on what? On fire?

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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

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My mother buried three husbands...and two of them were only napping.

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