Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Robert Orben

Mots clés politics truth humour



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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

Robert Orben

Mots clés pessimism



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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.

Robert Orben


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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Robert Orben


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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Robert Orben

Mots clés education ignorance misattributed-derek-bok



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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.

Robert Orben

Mots clés irony graduation



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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Robert Orben

Mots clés old-people



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Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Robert Orben


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More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Robert Orben

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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

Robert Orben

Mots clés humor funny old chocolate breakfast cereal times



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