It's not necrophilia if she still has a pulse...

Scott Jonathan Nixon

Mots clés humor-irony-death-zombie

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There is no such thing as a dead language, only a dead lay that's a little too quiet for my tastes.

Scott Jonathan Nixon

Mots clés humor languages

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Write to me your most perfect epitaph, or I shall compare a poet to a lecturer. Thou art more Spartan than a ballad monger who makes his living as a Wal-Mart greeter;

Scott Jonathan Nixon

Mots clés poetry-quotes

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When the world is mine, then you all will be the 99.9%.

Scott Jonathan Nixon

Mots clés humor occupy-wall-street

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What I want is a beautiful and sophisticated piece of ass that happens to be 'bi.

Scott Jonathan Nixon

Mots clés humor languages fetishes

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