I guess I'm just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care not who writes the nation's laws.

S.J. Perelman

Mots clés science science-fiction government sci-fi



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A farm is an irregular patch of nettles bounded by short-term notes, containing a fool and his wife who didn’t know enough to stay in the city.

S.J. Perelman

Mots clés urban cities farm farming farms rural



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If, at the close of business each evening, I myself can understand what I've written, I feel the day hasn't been totally wasted.

S.J. Perelman

Mots clés writing



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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring

S.J. Perelman


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One stifling summer afternoon last August, in the attic of a tiny stone house in Pennsylvania, I made a most interesting discovery: the shortest, cheapest method of inducing a nervous breakdown ever perfected. In this technique..., the subject is placed in a sharply sloping attic heated to 340 F and given a mothproof closet known as the Jiffy-Cloz to assemble.

S.J. Perelman

Mots clés great-lead



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The main obligation is to amuse yourself.

S.J. Perelman


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You'll have to leave my meals on a tray outside the door because I'll be
working pretty late on the secret of making myself invisible, which may take me almost until eleven o'clock.

S.J. Perelman

Mots clés work satire invisible kick captain meal perelman



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