Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Tim Allen


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Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Tim Allen


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Anyway, they used to beat up on Barry all the time. They called it roughhousing, which is like men calling lying bullshitting.

Tim Allen


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You are a sad, strage little man.

Tim Allen

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The greatest missile in the world is useless...unless it's targeted. A torpedo is adrift unless it has someplace to go. An arrow is pointless unless it hits something. So it's important for kids—for everyone, even if you fail at first—to target something and head in that direction. With all your might.

Tim Allen


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Never Give up Never surrender

Tim Allen

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One thing you'll never hear boys--or for that matter, men--saying is, "Charlie, that's a good-looking shirt. Kind of a fun thing. And those trousers make your ass look nice. Can I borrow those?

Tim Allen

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Never give up. Never surrender!

Tim Allen

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