Fifty-one hybrids and ten MINI coopers. We're the most eco-friendly assault force in history.

Victor Gischler


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Mortimer had maxed three credit cards stocking the cave with canned goods and medical supplies and tools and everything a man needed to live through the end of the world. There were more than a thousand books along shelves in the driest part of the cave. There used to be several boxes of pornography until Mortimer realized that he'd spent nearly ten days in a row sitting in the cave masturbating. He burned the dirty magazines to keep from doing some terrible whacking injury to himself.

Victor Gischler

Mots clés funny apocalyptic



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She was like some kind of Energizer Bunny nonstop bitch machine...She needed three more husbands, so we could all take shifts listening to her.

Victor Gischler

Mots clés listening



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