— Късмет ми е презимето, - измънка Ринсуинд, - ама Лош ми е името.

“A European says: I can't understand this, what's wrong with me? An American say…”

“If the Creator had said, "Let there be light" in Ankh-Morpork, he'd have got no…”

“Any true wizard, faced with a sign like 'Do not open this door. Really. We mean…”

“Granny sighed. "You have learned something," she said, and thought it safe to i…”