100% of half the people I talked to agreed with me a quarter of the time.

“I’ll steal bodies, not to be Corporal Corpse, but to have access to a never-end…”

“A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body qu…”

“I just peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already somebody in the bathtub.”

“He offered to pay me in agriculture, and I said I didn’t want that, I want mone…”