18 is like two snoozes back to back, or the birthday of two clones, blindfolded, standing back to back.

“Newt Gingrich, buddy, the people of the United States don’t like you. And the o…”

“I don’t just want to be the best in my field, I also want to be the greenest.”

“No matter what I see, I always think, “They just don’t make them like they used…”

“When someone is talking about their job, and they turn to me and ask me what I …”