18 rules for not getting caught. 1-17: don’t tell anybody. #18: not even your clone.

“I collect the most valuable thing in the world—free time. But unlike other pric…”

“Come, midget, and use my pillow as a sleeping bag.”

“The whole world is dying. Just too slowly and naturally for my liking. Somebody…”

“There were 17 people at the funeral. 16 of them were there for a family reunion…”