4 am—if I’m ever up that early, it’s because I’m up that late.

“I said it unto him who isn’t, and he wisely said nothing. Sometimes saying noth…”

“I like watching people stretch in the park. It's my new favorite pastime since …”

“I talked to him on Christmas, and again on March 5th. Neither one of us hung up…”

“Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thin…”