4:00 am—it’s not too early to drink wine, it’s too late. Too late by seven minutes.


“When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with.”

“If I were to be elected World Leader someday, I’d wear an outfit made of Band-A…”

“I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life yo…”

“Last night I stayed up late talking about tomorrow, and today I regret it becau…”