99% of the population is afraid of public speaking, and of the remaining 1%, 99% of them have nothing original and interesting to say.

“I had to be at work at 8 am this morning, so I set my alarm clock for 7:49. Nat…”

“I often wonder about lifetime warranties. The lifetime of whom or what? A fly t…”

“A blanket could be used to alert your guest when he’s overstayed his welcome. B…”

“I can run 50 yards faster than I can mow them.”