A backpack could be a sleeping bag for a midget—or a hatch, a hatchback.

“She said, “What?” so I replied, “What what?” She gave me a look that said, “Wha…”

“Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference…”

“When I wear my wedding ring I think of her. I also think of my wife.”

“I want an ocean job, but they’re hard to land.”