A being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and awake at night. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “If I’m happy, my eyes are chestnut; if I’m surprised, my eyes are hazelnut; if …” “There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t.” “I saw my hero. He was standing at the urinal next to mine. I didn’t know what t…” “I don’t make love. But I do have it made in China. It’s just more cost effectiv…”