A bird once sent out its mating call and in return got the siren of an ambulance.

“A blanket cold be used as truth. At least it’s so warm, it must be used that wa…”

“Are you happy here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over a few feet.”

“The devil appears in many forms, but the most nefarious of all are tax forms.”

“Your penis is a whistle. My penis is a flute. And I’ve got a tromboner for your…”