A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage cheese thighs.


“I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few ext…”

“If liquid courage smelled like cologne and gushed out of my penis, I’d make a b…”

“It’s the same with cell phones. I never answer them up to my ear. I always put …”

“I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hung…”