A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and the police’s and murder victim’s wife’s eyes out.


“If Warren Buffet made chocolate, I’ll bet it’d be really rich. And corrupt.”

“Conspiracy theorists like to claim NASA’s moon landing was faked. Well of cours…”

“How many midgets does it take to take over the world? I’m not sure, but I’d gue…”

“A brick could be cast in Samuel Jackson roles. It would be cheaper and more dra…”