A blanket could be used as a cat. Wait, I have that backwards. A cat could be used as a blanket.


“People call me “Mustache,” because I have an eyebrow on my upper lip. When I cl…”

“If I could have money for any amount of time, I’d take 12:59.”

“I carry my love over, and I carry over the two when we multiply.”

“I think good advice for a father to give to his only son would be, "Don't make …”