A blanket could be used as a cover of your favorite song by your favorite cover band.


“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “…”

“I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else …”

“He’s going to give me a piggyback ride home. He’s my designated walker.”

“Courage is the chiaroscuro of characteristics. By that I mean I don’t know what…”