A blanket could be used as a scapegoat. But I’d rather use real goats, because they make better cheese.


“Up until I saw the hair in my food, it was delicious. You know, cannibalism isn…”

“You wouldn’t try to mow your lawn with an electric razor, like it was a green b…”

“I’ll let you see the door is open, so you know I’m open to the idea that you ca…”

“I’m underwhelming. Whelming is the woman riding me.”