A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, and a brick left as a tip.


“I’ve decided to cut back on my sugar intake by applying it externally, as a der…”

“I don’t believe in astronomy. Or is it astrology? I always get those two confus…”

“I make love with the accuracy of Joe Montana, and from a distance of up to 100 …”

“I wash my hands twice in the bathroom—once before I touch my penis, and once ag…”