A blanket could be used in surgery. But personally, I’d rather use a surgeon.


“If I were a robot, and I got cheated on with a vacuum cleaner, I’d question my …”

“My uncle's a big drinker. In fact, he just got a liver transplant. They replace…”

“Back when I was a competitive swimmer, I used to dream of going to the Olympics…”

“Five minutes ago it was five minutes late, and my watch is five minutes slow.”