A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.


“Generally, competition is a good thing. But not when it’s between two nipples, …”

“I was hoping you’d leave the back door open for me, I said as he turned around …”

“People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, isn’t writing a spor…”

“I yelled at my cat to knock it off, and sure enough, he did. And it broke.”