A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom.


“The two sisters wouldn’t sleep with me. But it’s cool, because they were nuns, …”

“Bury the truth, along with the bodies of the disbelievers.”

“It was a blustery winter night, back in the summer of 2009. That’s when we met,…”

“If the word "committee" were an acronym, the two "T"s would stand for time trav…”