A blanket could be used to keep people warm. But take it from me: you want to freeze those dead bodies as soon as they’re cold and lifeless, because you don’t want the bodies staying warm and decomposing while you’re looking for a place to dispose of them. 


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“He won’t be as funny as a mountain—he’ll be hill-arious. He is my clone, and I …”

“Birthdays, like women named Bertha, are not named after great Aunt Natalie. But…”

“Watching two cows have sex is the most magical experience at Cereal Land.”