A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.


“10% ago I was 90% unsure of what I didn’t want to do. Now I’m just 33.3% sure t…”

“I object to that object that’s made of bronze and shaped like my clone. It shou…”

“My name is Mr. Potatohead, and I’m looking for my wife. But I fear I’m too late…”

“My heart beats to the rhythm of the windshield wipers. I’d better never drive i…”