A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get under, and I will illuminate the night.


“I’m going to count to three, and if you’re not on number four by the time I’m d…”

“A brick is used to label a missed shot in basketball. However, a better term to…”

“When I’m competing to be on the bottom during sex, I always come out on top.”

“One of my hobbies is reading finance and economic books—at the strip club, wher…”