A blanket could be used to sell ice cream to streakers. Well, it could, if those naked runners didn’t leave their wallets in their pants.


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“A being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and aw…”

“The moon looked like melted mozzarella to my bleary and blurry vision. Was I ti…”

“The wind held the door open for me, and I appreciated it. Who knew the breeze w…”