A blanket is a blank canvas for which to paint. And a brick could be chiseled into a sculpture.


“I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom s…”

“I threw out my sausage, and replaced it with a healthier penis metaphor, like a…”

“A brick could be used like a simile, and I’d like it. But not as much as I’d li…”

“4:00 am—it’s not too early to drink wine, it’s too late. Too late by seven minu…”