A blanket is a shield, blocking out the breeze, and an insulator, keeping in body heat.


“Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know?…”

“My motto: I’ll do it today, or tomorrow, or the next day, or not.”

“My wife told me she’d meet me at the mall, and I said, “Don’t be silly. We’ve a…”

“I am the food of love. And do you know what food that is? Distilled barley.”