A blanket isn’t the solution, a blanket is the problem. I say we burn all the blankets, along with the bodies of the unbelievers.


“I don’t like tit for tat. I like tit for tit. Bring on the boobies!”

“I breathe onto a mirror just to make sure I’m still alive, and to see how good …”

“If you asked me if I’d rather make love to you, or have my balls cut out with t…”

“You know what’s not funny? Funny bones. No, at best they are only mildly amusin…”