A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, soft, and easily corruptible.


“I’ll never go hungry, because I’m a pet owner and a meat eater. I used to own b…”

“I made love without her, and I just barely made it.”

“I like transparent boxes, so would-be thieves can see what’s inside. Deception …”

“When I think about all the thinking I’ve done, I get sleepy, like a coffee-colo…”