A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too, because I never make the bed.


“Bricks could be used like trophies. And if we give them to everyone, just for p…”

“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were s…”

“I shit bricks, because I’m a constructive pooper.
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“Since the day I was born, I’ve spent my time being a human being, and I regard …”