A blanket that has arms to hold you when you are sad, now that's what I call a comforter.

“I’d say if you’re using an avocado facial mask before you go to sleep, don’t co…”

“I’ll tell you love is like a pickle, and then I’ll reach my hand into the jar t…”

“The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.”

“But if she could be here, she probably wouldn’t be here. But that won’t stop me…”