A blanket (twin, full, or queen-sized) could be placed squarely over the state of Rhode Island, and there’d still be enough blanket space left over to keep an obese man warm through a blizzard. 


“I have rose-colored glasses. The frames have thorns.”

“A writer must be a lifelong reader to be good. And if you want to be a great wr…”

“There was an eerie quiet about last night, like death sleeping on the beach of …”

“While you weren't looking, I flicked a booger in your soup. Just my way of sayi…”