A brick and a blanket could be used to show creativity, by making them the subjects of a divergence test. Oh wait, that’s what this is. Nevermind.


“If love had the texture of a turtle, and the taste of a rabbit, would you say w…”

“A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, to cover up illicit brick deals done u…”

“Be honest, asshole. Are you a dick magnet?”

“My hair isn’t turning gray, but it is losing its flavor. It used to taste like …”