A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored baby. 


“You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without r…”

“If my life’s work could fit on a stamp, I’d want you to lick it before I die.”

“I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because …”

“If love were orange, like an apple, there’d be nothing to compare it to.”