A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored baby. 


“On cloudy days I just want to raise my arm up, stand on my toes, and screw a li…”

“I have a stalker, a beautiful one: the sunset. Every day she’s there, watching …”

“To not feel like such a “third wheel,” I rode my tricycle to the restaurant whe…”

“If someone is playing on my fear, the natural tendency for a person is to throw…”