A brick could be a columnist for the New York Times, and could even win a Nobel Prize. And why not? Is that any more absurd than both those things happening for Paul Krugman?


“I am the lingering blinker clicking rhythmically long after the dotted line has…”

“Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.”

“If I wanted to eat leftovers, I wouldn’t have taken a dump in the Tupperware.”

“You don’t offend me. At least not until I change my name. Once I change it to A…”