A brick could be dropped in a toilet to replicate the sound of shitting bricks. But we wouldn’t have to go through all that trouble if you’d just eat the bricks I put on your plate.


“I admire the Stanley Cup. I’ll bet winning it could provide enough clean water …”

“Women are referred to as the fairer sex. But are they really less tan, or are t…”

“A kiss involves two people, so I not only have to think about me for me, I have…”

“I make art like I make love—slowly, so I get the most for my money.”