A brick could be fired out of a cannon, in an attempt to bring down a brick wall, just as index fingers could be severed and flicked at politicians, to try to correctly redirect blame.


“My forehead is starting to get wrinkled, but you’d hardly notice it because all…”

“Every time I eat an English muffin I feel like I become more grammatically corr…”

“-My son was 32 when he died.
-Degrees? So he froze to death, huh?”

“For God’s sake, man, cover up your erection. Here, use the back pocket of my je…”