A brick could be grown on a tree, much like an apple or money, so that maybe humanity could achieve world peace—starting with not killing innocent fruits and vegetables.


“Johnny Kickstand bullied me in middle school. Today, Kickstand stands 4’7” tall…”

“My name is Mr. Murderedscott. But if you want to know what happened to Scott, I…”

“I listen better with earplugs in, so I can see what your body is really saying.”

“Guacamole makes an excellent facial cream. It won’t reduce wrinkles, but I’d su…”