A brick could be inserted in your chest in place of your heart. And for just a couple thousand dollars more, an artificial heart could replace the brick.


“When I’m not eating, sleeping, working, or doing a hundred other things, I’m ma…”

“A blanket could be used for political transparency. After all, what’s more see-…”

“My resume speaks for itself, so to speak. I recorded it on a tape recorder.”

“Fighting and dancing are kind of related. Especially if you dance with another …”