A brick could be locked in a safe, because nobody will try to steal it there.


“Tonight when she came down to the front desk she was wearing neon green hot pan…”

“I brought horny in a brown paper bag from home that I’ll break out at lunchtime…”

“I wanted to make her a greeting card, but as far as I got was folding the paper…”

“My wife loves me for me, and hates me for her.”