A brick could be modified to be a cell phone, for construction workers who miss the easy to find cell phone size of the 1980s.

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“I’m not in the system. I’m starting to question my own existence.”

“If financial genius were legs, my girlfriend would own fourteen pairs of Jimmy …”

“A blanket that has arms to hold you when you are sad, now that's what I call a …”