A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “The sign on the side of the highway said “Shoulder Work,” and I thought, “I cou…” “When I go to the bar, I never drink much. And to do that I avoid conversations,…” “I can’t sell sex for money, but what if I change sex’s name to food? Then can I…” “It was queer meeting him there—odd I mean—and what are the odds we’d meet at a …”